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willpowered) wrote2013-03-17 12:28 am
willpowered) wrote2013-03-17 12:28 am
1 | video | this manzai's not the only joke here (dated to mid-morning technically)
[Pearl realized early on what a great opportunity this whole journal biz was. It was bigger than anything else that had come their way - competitions, the Champion of Sinnoh, the oldest living fossil - and he wasn't about to lose it.
He did some research, and here it is. The video begins with Diamond and Pearl sitting beside each other on a bed; Pearl's green scarf is especially prominent today, and Diamond's reaching for some snack box that Pearl's journal is currently leaning against.]
Say, Dia! Did you know today's something special?
[Diamond stops reaching and lays his hand flat on the bed. He can't eat while doing a manzai, or it'll mess the rhythm and Pearl'll get mad... He looks visibly disappointed for a moment, but it clears up before he speaks.]
Really~?
[Pearl nods as he talks, finger raised in a very I-am-telling-you-this-now-listen position.]
Yep! I heard earlier in the week that the seventeenth of this month - that's today! - is for "celebrating" some guy who was afraid of snakes, named Saint Patrick! So I did a little research at the library --
That's amazing, Pearl! [Diamond tilts his head; there's a fond smile on this kid's face.] Did you get Missy to help you?
-- What are you implying!? [Pearl scowls at him (Diamond just smiles wider), then continues on.] I read that in some worlds, people get pinched today! Unless they're wearing green, that is!
[Diamond blinks slowly, then looks from Pearl's green scarf to his own red one. That meant...]
You're safe today, eh Pearl?
[Pearl raises his hands like a Krabby's pincers, laughing.] Yeah, but what about you!
[Diamond gives a mock shriek and shuffles across the bed, raising his hands in self-defense SEND HELP!!]
It seems like I'm the one going to be in a real pinch today!
[Pearl cackles - is he faking it or is it real, nobody knows - and assaults his best bro with pinches, much to the very real displeasure of Diamond. Who then kicks the journal by accident in attempting to get away and off the bed, causing it to fall on the ground. Hope you like floors, Luceti.]
[ooc: Replies will either come from Pearl (this journal!) or Diamond (heartofthematter) -- or both! Don't specify, because the chances are you'll end up getting threadjacked anyway.
...Residents of House 11 can come see what the racket's about post-manzai, if you really want to action it up.]
He did some research, and here it is. The video begins with Diamond and Pearl sitting beside each other on a bed; Pearl's green scarf is especially prominent today, and Diamond's reaching for some snack box that Pearl's journal is currently leaning against.]
Say, Dia! Did you know today's something special?
[Diamond stops reaching and lays his hand flat on the bed. He can't eat while doing a manzai, or it'll mess the rhythm and Pearl'll get mad... He looks visibly disappointed for a moment, but it clears up before he speaks.]
Really~?
[Pearl nods as he talks, finger raised in a very I-am-telling-you-this-now-listen position.]
Yep! I heard earlier in the week that the seventeenth of this month - that's today! - is for "celebrating" some guy who was afraid of snakes, named Saint Patrick! So I did a little research at the library --
That's amazing, Pearl! [Diamond tilts his head; there's a fond smile on this kid's face.] Did you get Missy to help you?
-- What are you implying!? [Pearl scowls at him (Diamond just smiles wider), then continues on.] I read that in some worlds, people get pinched today! Unless they're wearing green, that is!
[Diamond blinks slowly, then looks from Pearl's green scarf to his own red one. That meant...]
You're safe today, eh Pearl?
[Pearl raises his hands like a Krabby's pincers, laughing.] Yeah, but what about you!
[Diamond gives a mock shriek and shuffles across the bed, raising his hands in self-defense SEND HELP!!]
It seems like I'm the one going to be in a real pinch today!
[Pearl cackles - is he faking it or is it real, nobody knows - and assaults his best bro with pinches, much to the very real displeasure of Diamond. Who then kicks the journal by accident in attempting to get away and off the bed, causing it to fall on the ground. Hope you like floors, Luceti.]
[ooc: Replies will either come from Pearl (this journal!) or Diamond (
heartofthematter) -- or both! Don't specify, because the chances are you'll end up getting threadjacked anyway....Residents of House 11 can come see what the racket's about post-manzai, if you really want to action it up.]
"o(uw u "o)
You two, seriously -- [Hfff.] I wasn't ready to tie the knot yet...
[Dad always said not to tie it unless you got into boiling water :'| Whatever that means.]
I guess this way we're all protected, at least. Wonder how many other people are gonna get pinched today like Dia did?
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It has to be tied tightly, or we'll be in danger. And perhaps I could keep a running tally...
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ *:･ﾟ'✿,｡･:*:･ﾟ'❁
Should we start with everyone here? A lot of people don't wear green, but now they might because Pearl told everybody about it.
you two and your fancy faces (- n-)=3
We could still get them if they haven't changed yet. Who wakes up the latest?
[...And do they still get to pinch Senior Green or is he off-limits because of his name
and his wings and eyes and wow senior you sure live up to your name.]u kno it (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫
[ BOTH ARE GOOD QUESTIONS maybe she will have to research this FOR SCIENCE. ]
yeah join in ( ☺ u ☺ )
What if he's waiting for us?
[they need a battle plan]
n o ""o( >_< )o""
Got it! We'll just send Chahiko to see if he's awake, and if he's not we'll sneak over there and get him before he can get us!
y e s ( ¬ v ¬ )
[ OPERATION GOLDPINCH GO \o/ ]
∟(☻ u ☻ ∟ ) joooin usss